LLO Week 23

Today could possibly be the best day ever. Some would argue that my wedding day would be better, or the birth of my first child, perhaps even the day I finally get the "left seat" at a major airline. To those who say that may I say "Nay," for today is the best day ever.

Today they announced both a Halo RTS and a new Banjo Kazooie game for the 360. I am overjoyed.

But seriously, who's hungry for Aniston? I sure am...



Mmmmm thats nice, but don't take my word for it, Kool-Aid man what do you think of this shot?



There ya have it. Happy whackin

LLO Week 22

Oh you know you can feel it. Not much booby in this shot (sorry), but she can still diagnose me any day.

Arrrrrrr!!!!

Thanks to my good friend and dodgeball teammate Lyndon, I was informed of National Pirate Day. So I remark on only one thing.

Have you hugged a player from a pirate themed dodgeball team today?

Becuase today is the day to do it, and I could always use a good hug....Jon could use one to. He's always angry.

Drink up me hearties yo ho!

This could possibly be the best post ever

I've been thinking hard on how to solve this terrorism issue. Then it hit me, a lot of these terrorists are poorly trained. So how many could possibly be using the internet as a means to develop new weapons and tactics? Probably at least a handful. So I thought we could unleash our most destructive weapon on anyone that tries to use the Internet as a tool to harm the US. Below i've detailed a situation...



Bottom line, DONT FUCK WITH HOUSE!!!!

What? Where was the boom?

When will the media stop?

Ok, so let me get this straight....

When the military fires on a group of Terrorists at "a wedding" or various other social gathering, they're monsters that slaughter civilians to get their rocks off and take bets on how many orphans they can make, but there's double points for killing just orphans.

But when they DON'T fire on a group of terrorists at "a funeral" they're idiots for passing up such a sweet target. When does it end?

Don't get me wrong, i'm as pissed as the author of the article, but I certainly wasn't up in arms over other attacks that were "horrible incidents of civilian casualties." It's so easy being conservative cause you don't need to continually change your views to fit the situation, it's great I tell you.

The Media: Double standard, it's not a motto, It's a way of life!

LLO Week 21

Ha, and you guys thought I forgot.

Happy Whacking.

LLO Week 20

It's been a while, and be honest, you've missed it as much as I have. A reminder that Thursdays will not be limited to just Lindsay Lohan, or hot women for that matter, we'll also throw in a beautiful car every now and again. So without further ado, a shot Lindsay, not the most spectacular given the return to the ring, but still a goodie.



Happy Whacking

It just gets better and better

Sorry for the lack of updates, but my computer took a nosedive, unlucky for me it happened to be my bloggin' computer. So now i'm writing posts on my fancy "Aviation Laptop."

Speaking of Aviation my slipping into bankruptcy has finally hit me as so far into my flight training i've accumulated a debt of about 1000 dollars. Yay. Only 7k to go and i'll be a private pilot!!!

But there's better news a foot. Some of you may remember last year when I took 3 tests and beat the living shit out all 3 of them with A's a piece. This year was even better however...

I just took my first aviation exam, not only did I get an A, but when he wrote the High/Low/Average on the board, you'll never guess whose score was the High, oh wait, maybe you will, because I AM that good. So in honor me being the best out of about 35 kids, I give you an age old tradition, be blowing My Aviation exam clear out of the sky. (Note to any sensitive types this SATIRE)


The Irony...it REEKS.

Since that's an age old tradtion....and tomorrows Thursday....I just might have to bring back ANOTHER age old tradition of Cashins Rants, oh yea, that one. *insert winky face*